Update: False Alarm. I was able to hear the full files. She’s also Tom Cruise’s prisoner. And when she lists out the Royal Family, she mentions everyone *but* Andrew. And mentions her lactose intolerance (like Elvis had).

Deep within the Epstein Files is an email chain describing some outlandish allegations.

Obviously, this seems crazy on the face of it. We see this happened on August 9, 2020. After the arrest of Epstein, the FBI put out a tip line for folks to call in with information. This is one of those calls. However, this one is different. It went directly to the SDNY (Southern District of New York).

If you (please) take the time to read the entire email above you will see something important. “We will be blocking the number form calling again and otherwise doing nothing further on our end because the caller is from a foreign country and because of international comity, we can’t respond.”

The FEDERAL Bureau of Investigation is generally limited to U.S. soil. Epstein was not, in the slightest. He had a number of passports and the files detail his international travel and passport issues consistently (I actually found Maxwell’s original passport application as well, she was vouched for by one Jeffrey Epstein, back in the 1990’s). So the *international* aspect of Epstein’s abuse and blackmail ring added additional investigatory complications.

Regardless of all that, let’s see what else we can find about this allegation….

Search for the, quite frankly, very odd phrase of “lisa marie” yields some interesting results. 34 of them. Most of these are about this allegation and copies of this email

Two of those results are this thirty-page book on her dad, Elvis Presley (YES, Elvis is in the Epstein Files!)

This version of the email chain references the saved voicemail files.

We also see here the (quite common) issue of inconsistent redactions. We now the caller (she) knew to call “Audrey” by name. We know that this came from “Robin.” We also see the redaction of the caller’s location, which we can see, unredacted, in the email above.

This something you’ll find a lot in these files…inconsistent redactions. And they only need to miss one, and then everything else falls into place like a logic puzzle (that’s how I identified “MW” (Melanie Walker, MD) for a follow-up piece).

We see this interaction logged here.

This is how we know they called the SDNY directly (which means there are more people who know about this and more copies in archives somewhere).

Which leaves two final pieces of the puzzle…is this crazy thing real and what about those voicemails? First up…we know Epstein did stuff like this, we know Donald is involved, and as “Prince” Andrew was arrested yesterday, we have a decent sense of what the tie to the British Royal Family actually was.

We can also settle one question easily, Lisa Marie Presley. Well…it turns out that on Thursday, October 15th, 2009, Jeffrey Epstein sent an email to [redacted].

That document is available here.

That leave’s only the voicemails. Using the scripts that I continue to refine and share, I was able to download those.

You can do so yourself here. (Note: I have linked to the “Page” that has those files…I don’t trust DOJ links to stay the same (this is why I’m downloading everything I can)).

UPDATE: False Alarm.